When tofu is trouble

Hihi....finally back from a long flight to Hong Kong/ San Francisco.
8 days to be exact.

Don't even asked how moi blew my whole flying allowance, shopping and eating in Hong Kong and San Francisco. So terrible.
It's like working for free! -_-

gonna post the bloggie of my trip in the next couple of days cos im so bloody lazy to write a long post now.
It's like gettting to be such a chore to update my bloggie nowadays. I really must salute those bloggers who can update their blogs on a regular basis and make it so interesting.
But i will try. So my friends will know what's going on in my *yawnz* borrrrrrring life~

Moving on, read this article on ST the other day, under the "Mind your body" section.

The article use the following food to asssess erectile hardness
1. tube of tofu
2. a peeled banana
3. an unpeeled banana
4. a cucumber

I hate eating tofu (no pun intended!!) HAHA

From the article:
Worldwide, erectile dysfunction affects between 13 and 28 percent of men aged 40 to 80 years of age. It is more common as men age and can be a symptom of diseases such as diabetes, cardiovascular disease, high cholesterol and hypertension.
Doctors figure that this way of grading penile hardness - by comparing it against common foods - would give men an easier and less verbal way of telling their doctors what their condition is.

DOCTOR: So you think you are a tofu, peeled banana, unpeeled banana or a cucumber?
PATIENT: well, doc...i dunno...it's probably between a frankfurter sausage and a honey mustard ham steak after 10seconds, then changed to frozen ice cream in 15seconds and lastly like melted cheese in 20seconds
DOCTOR: ?!?!

(it's a joke, people!!!)I'm gonna look at these food in a different light now that i read the article.
Can you just imagine going to the supermarket and when you spot the cucumber, your mind will go like
"The Goal is to be a cucumber!!!"

*Sniggle sniggle*

This post is not intended to make fun of people with ED.
I sincerely apologise if you think otherwise.
If fact, i wanna encourage people with ED to seek medical help as soon as possible as it will improve your sex life, boost your self esteem and eventually your relationship with your partner. It also enable people to have early detection of any disease as ED can be a symptom of cardiovascular disease, high cholesterol and so forth.

HEALTH IS WEALTH