Toilet cleaner? Me??!!!

moi just walked into the galley when my collegues said "Hey jas, some moron puked in the toilet sink! The leading say someone has to clean it up leh"

"inconsiderate idiotic moronic lunatic insanity creep"
Liability clause: im not talking about people who are really sick, airsick and stuff, those are the exceptional cases.. i'm referring to the "inconsiderate idiotic moronic lunatic insanity creep" who THINK with their lil brains that they can hold their liquor, drank too much on flight, and then happily puke into the toilet SINK!

Question 1: whats the point of having an airsick bag right infront of your seat?
for show? for decoration? for fun? for you to stuff rubbish? like duh~

Question 2: if you failed to see the airsickbag which is smacked right infront of you, and you made a mad dash to the toilet (i dunno how u mange to) why why why? of all places, you have to vomit right into the SINK!!! i mean the toilet bowl is just on the right`side (a slight twist of your body)..HEY, wait a min..come to think of it, based on the layout of the toilet, you will probably reach the toilet bowl first before you reach the toilet sink

what are you thinking man!! who in the right fame of mind would do something like that?
Yesh, Only "inconsiderate idiotic moronic lunatic insanity creep"

Wah Lau..

"Well, at least the person didnt puke onto the floor" my ever so optimistic colleague said
like HELLO~
*wave my hand infront of her face*

moi and my colleague went to kaypoh abit. Armed with the air freshener and gloves, we opened up the offensive toilet
*faint*

lemme tell you, the stench is totally unbelievable..smelling ur own puke is already DUH~
but smelling someone else and having to clean up after them...
One word===> *pui*
sheesh, the whole sink was filled to the brim with vomitus!! sighz i wished i had my camera with me..should have taken a pix and show it to you guys
its almost like the guy puked his whole guts out..

*im totally grossed out* bleah~

So who had to clean up the mess?

Me LAHHHH!!!!

Actually i dun mind cleaning up lah..so used to it liao(seriously, u'll be amazed by the statistics). To me, i take it as part and parcel of my job anyway (i mean thats what i think lah)..
my Leading stewardess commented that apparently alot of crews nowadays don't think its part of their job to clear up vomitus and stuff. They would simply just lock up the toilet, deprieve others paxs from using that toilet and wait for the aircraft cleaners to do it after landing ( cos they think it ONLY the aircraft cleaners job)

I shall not go into details how i cleaned it ( you guys will probably wanna stand 2feets away from me! HAHA) But end of the day, the sink is cleared of vomitus and ready for passengers use.

I "thumb up" to my Leading indicating that the toilet is in working condition now. 20mins later, my Leading motioned me to the galley
"wah lau, not another toilet choked leh? i don't think i can handle two choked toilets in a flight" i wondered

Surprise Surprise Surprise!!!!
She actually wrote a letter of commendation for me!! woo hoo~
Not bad at all..

well, i still don't think i deserve it..i mean C'mon, i'm just doing what im suppose to do,
"yeah yeah, then how come nobody else volunteer to do it?" Tom's asked
well...uhmm..well...ermmm...i dunno

but what the heck...it will look nice in my records

so the next time if you wanna puke into the sink, think abt the poor toilet cleaners (including me) who have to clean it up after u!